Filthy Humor

More Arrested Development-inspired sorryboards. And who can blame when I have THIS source of inspiration. Actually, I'm officially blaming *fUnKyToEs and =PeppermintD. for being unable to stop from their encouragement.

Roan, like Gob in AD (and many children around the world), finds the very thought of his parents getting it on squicky. It could have to do with how his parent's bedroom was located directly above his growing up. The noises he could try to ignore by pretending there were dragons battling on the roof... the dust raining down on him from the cracks of the grain made it a bit harder to ignore...

Hearing his mother-- ...uh, yeah. You get the picture.

He has a sense of propriety, alright?

Garik, on the other hand, doesn't have a problem with the thought of his parents being intimate. He is the Romantic in the family, after all, so he can see his parents beyond a pair of asexual authority figures. He even admires that they continue to keep that "flame" thingy going.

Clearly, he is not above tormenting Roan with this tolerance.

Moar sorryboards!!

Fun fact: beeswax candles were the most expensive kind. Most were made with tallow.

PART II:


Garik and Roan © Memememe
Borrowed dialogue © Arrested Development, S.1 Ep5, "Charity Drive"
Traumatizing children with unfortunate room assignments © Hiccup and Astrid